Final Fantasy XIV Journal: Entry Two

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Final Fantasy XIV Journal Entry Two

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I know it’s been a while since my last entry in the Final Fantasy XIV journal, but I have a completely reasonable explanation for this: I was playing other games. I know, it’s a crime for XIV players to actually get through their backlog. It’s honestly a meme at this point for us to buy a game we’ll never play because we’re too busy gposing in FFXIV.

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I logged back in after a couple of weeks to a little concert by a Lalafell Bard. I tried to sit far away from the other patrons because, honestly, I’m 100% sure they were in the middle of an ERP session and using the music as background noise. After looking for a way to escape, I noticed an NPC I’ve never seen before.

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A Sundry Splendors NPC that sells a bunch of old crap from Rowena. How have I not noticed this before? Was this new? Maybe she’s been there, but I’ve avoided Limsa Lominsa for so long like the plague because I didn’t want second-hand splash juice from the denizens of the people who pay $15 a month to sit around a crystal.

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Though, I will tell you one thing about Limsa Lominsa, if you don’t have a Roegadyn wearing some kind of ridiculous headpiece in a one-piece suit teabagging Lalafells, then are you even on a fun server?

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Unfortunately, it was time for me to leave the fun place where no one would bring a blacklight to and venture off to continue the main story quest. I just entered Shadowbringers and am tasked with making a decision as to whether I should follow Alisae first or Alphinaud. As much as I love my 4th favorite elf boy (who I’m 100% sure is voiced by Daniel Radcliffe), I never got to spend enough time with Alisaie in A Realm Reborn. I’m just making up for the lost time.

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Of course, she decided she wanted to be on the other side of the map. I can’t fly in this area yet, so I was chased down by giant cactuars wearing cactuar hats spraying me with needles to satisfy their weird needle bukkake fetish.

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After finally running my way to her on the map, she turns to a guard and casually tells them she needs to return to the Crystarium.

Um, hello?

Could you not have met me here? Why did I have to get myself pricked to death by horny cacti to meet you in the desert?

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This is the face of a Lalafell that should have followed her twin brother first, but I’m sure he’d put me through much worse while sounding exactly like Harry Potter.

Here’s the question of the day: should I fantasia back to a tall race? As comedic as Lalafells are, I miss staring at Hyur booty.

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Ben Kemp

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